Hax is completely obsessed with EE he acts like he doesnt care but everyone knows he longs for her love. Too bad an ugly loser like Hax would never stand a chance with a girl of EEs quality. Better stick with your make-believe google girlfriends Hax ;-)
Another Fight Room reg who Hax has wet dreams about. Again "in his dreams" is the best Hax could hope for where Fiona is concerned.
Dave is responsible for some of Hax's most comprehensive pwnings to date. These pwnings range from Verbal Assaults through to Denying Hax access to his own email account. Hax has been known to refer to Dave as "master" and "my lord". Recently Hax was caught crying on webcam after receiving a particaularly severe Verbal beating from Dave.
Warhead also Verbally destroys Hax on a daily basis. She is almost as distinguished as Dave in this area. There have been occasions when Warhead has been responsible for Hax crying himself to sleep after he has been extensively humiliated in UK Fight Room.
The man, The Legend.
Hostess of UK Fight Room and all round babe.
Arguably one of the ugliest homosexuals in the world today. With a live internet connection this guy can tell lies about anything. Hax enjoys spending his day in UK Fight Room. The people in there are the closest he has to real friends because society has rejected him. He spends an unhealthy amount of time trying his best to convince people in a chat room that he isn't a virgin, and offers pictures of girls found on google as evidence of having girlfriends. Hax pretends to be a hacker, again to try and impress people in a chatroom because they are all he has. Here are a few of Hax's hacking accomplishments: [88] hax> the cia is subcontracting me to write a secure OS for covert operations in iraq [88] hax> i was a consultant for the computer work and CGI on the matrix reloaded [88] hax> ive spent the last 2 days haxj0ring an FBI main frame [88] hax> im on the development team for ares Sorry girls, there is kangaroo spunk leaking from his shit pipe!
The one person on Ares who Hax wishes he could be more like. Hax's on-going failed attempts to be as intelligent and computer literate as carb0n leads Hax to sustained periods of anger, jealousy, and frustration.